Malice Manor (Clarksville, IN)
“Wet and Wild or Hot and Horny?“
By Noah Wullkotte: jollypumpkin@aol.com
Malice Manor is a crazy fun filled adventure through frightful rooms full of lunatics and sights that are beyond your imagination. Enter through the fireplace for your journey to begin and get ready to experience fear. This is City Blood’s 2021 review of Malice Manor in Clarksville, IN.
Darkness descends upon Malice Manor. Poor Alice has passed away and now she haunts the halls of this God forsaken place. Malice Manor is a very unpredictable haunt because of its talented staff that plays off of your fears. They truly love to scare the pants off of you. Our favorite character of the night is known as Belle, the Doll played by the talented Mike Taylor. She’s a lady of the night that will do anything if you take her home tonight.
There are a variety of rooms that are sure to make you laugh and jump out of your skin. A doll room features a little girl who wants to make you her Barbie. Will you be a dollar store Barbie or one of those fancy limited edition Wal-Mart Barbie dolls? Malice Manor is a wet and wild haunt. You might get so scared that you need to take a load off and get a cocktail at the speakeasy. Will you choose the wet and wild or the hot and horny?
Mailce Manor isn’t your typical haunt since some of the characters will get up close and personal. You might get touched or made into a sandwich in the butcher shop. Yes, you are the meat and the actors are the bread. There are plenty of interesting props at Malice Manor. I was definitely caught off guard as a killer shark lunged at me and the massive fat guy was a sight to be hold. This is a detailed haunt with scenes such as a forest/garden with a skull fountain, a pirate ship and much more. Hell, there’s a wall decorated with butts. Yes, you heard me right. There’s a wall decorated with butts.
Malice Manor is quickly becoming one of our favorite haunts because of how damn crazy it is. Total tour time is 15 minutes, but could be longer depending on how long the characters interact with you. General admission is $25, a Fast Pass is $40 and Front of the Line admission is $60. Christmas Chaos takes place on December 17th & 18th from 8pm-11pm. There’s various Malice Manor Merchandise available and be sure to pick up your photo that was taken before you entered. I picked a fish as my prop. Malice Manor is intense and a thrill ride from start to finish. We definitely recommend that you pay them a visit this haunt season.
Length-8 Design-8 Props-8 Acting-9 Scare Effect-8
Final Stab: 8.2
www.malicemanorhauntedhouse.com