Dimensions of Darkness (Maumee, OH)
“Maumee’s Grim Underworld”
By Noah Wullkotte: Jollypumpkin@aol.com
Dimensions of Darkness is a hardcore haunt where you’ll feel dirty and violated after you’re done. It’s unlike anything in Maumee, OH. The actors are insane and the scenes are graphic. After waiting in line, you’ll walk into a room with 6 chairs set up. Sit down and watch a short movie on the 4 tv screens attached to the wall. Before the movie starts, you’ll be confronted by a killer holding a large hatchet. He wants to give you a close shave. The movie involves murder, bloodshed and one crazy clown. This is a very unique opening scene with many surprises.
Dimensions of Darkness doesn’t play by the rules. Its actors are indescribable and its scenes are hard to put into words. It’s like you’ve been dropped into a drug infested underworld full of deranged killers and madmen that have no boundaries. Dimensions of Darkness is a detailed haunt that relies on its creativity. Its laboratory scene has illuminated mason jars full of gross specimens, organs and parts. It’s a dark and beautiful scene that’s simple, but works quite effectively.
Dimensions of Darkness doesn’t have a theme. It’s pure chaos from start to finish. The actors are crazy and one’s a cross dressing flasher. You wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley. There are many interesting scenes like a traditional graveyard, a small cave and a room that features a cube with the faces of innocent souls. It’s Dimensions of Darkness’ logo and it hangs from chains. You’ll also survive a torture chamber, a morgue, hanging body bags and plenty of gore.
Dimensions of Darkness is a haunt that likes to play with your mind. The first actor warned us of sharp spikes above our heads, but there weren’t any. Another actor warned us of steps and a railing we would need to hold onto so we wouldn’t fall. There weren’t any steps or a railing.
Since we last toured the haunt in 2010, Dimensions of Darkness has become a different attraction that’s grungy, sinful and one hell of a good time. Tour time is 13-15 minutes. Tickets are $12 a piece. Click here for a $2 off coupon good on any night. Don’t forget to get your picture taken at the soul stealer photo op station before you leave.
Dimensions of Darkness is unlike anything in Maumee, OH.
Length-8 Design-8 Props/Animatronics-8 Acting-8 Scare Effect-8
Final Stab: 8.0